Open Letter To Sky TV's Bosses

Dear Sky Bosses,

I'm writing this open letter to you as I feel others need to know precisely how aggrieved I am with your latest money making scheme.

Let me first of all explain my situation. I am a carer for my mother, who is in her 80's. I have no income and so any expenditures have to be justified. Frankly just paying your ever increasing subscription charges has been difficult enough. Your latest little tactic I find both indefensible and deceitful.

Gordon ****ing Ramsay at Christmas

Even as a devout atheist and increasingly committed anti-theist, I enjoy Christmas. This isn't hypocritical of me because Christmas has as much to do with Christ as Easter does, ie NONE. It was a pagan festival and … well, look, people give me presents so it's okay with me, right?