Ok, where to being … hmmm … let’s make sure we’re all sane, ok?
You all know the Earth was formed roughly 4.5 billion years ago, right? Good.
You also know that tectonic drift moves the continents slowly over time? Good.
You also know that it was tectonic drift, along with other geological mechanisms, that created many of our mountains? Good.
Now, had I asked a Creationist they’d have answered “No, that’s wrong!” to each of those questions. They are, to put it mildly, in danger of being the intellectual inferior of a mentally challenged cabbage.
Allow me to recount a recent encounter with such a Creationist, an Admin on a Creationists’ Facebook Page.