Rampant Rapture Rabbits

I sit writing this at 6pm on 22^nd May, 2011. Twenty-four hours ago Christ returned and the Rapture began with the ascension to Heaven of all of god's faithful followers. Those of us who doubted god or who did not follow his teachings have been left behind to face the suffering we deserve, earthquakes and tsunamis are ravaging the planet and people are rioting in the streets.